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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXIV

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 7, 4:53am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXIV Can't Post

Okay, guys. You know how this works by now. Caption away!



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"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Aug 7, 3:05pm

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Bifur had spot on focus [In reply to] Can't Post

but all the elvish and dwarf magic in the world was not enough to turn the lettuce into meat.

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Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 13, 2:19am

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At Oin's Academy of Portent Reading, popular classes included "Sizzling Secrets of Sausage Scrying" and "Let Us Read Lettuce Leaves" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


Aug 13, 9:36pm

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Bifur: Sausages? I hear those are nothin' but lips and orc toes! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 20, 1:09pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Well, I was hoping for more captions, but I've put this off long enough. Loresilme, your up next!

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 21, 10:53am

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Thanks, O-s! [In reply to] Can't Post

I've read the portents and the portents say .... I'll be back right away with the next round Laugh!

 
 

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