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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXVII


Jul 18 2019, 2:42pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXVII Can't Post

CCXXVII! The symmetry-lover in me wishes Roman numerals let you have two V's in a row.

Many thanks StingingFly for tagging me. On the to next challenge: What's the buzz in Hobbiton today? Or what tasty concoction is in those mugs? Or...

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Jul 19 2019, 2:31am

Post #2 of 9 (4005 views)
"You have just GOT to hear what Lobelia did this morning!" [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 19 2019, 5:05pm

Post #3 of 9 (3939 views)
This weird dwarf knocked on my door last night [In reply to] Can't Post

he was so rude! Seemed to think I was Bilbo Baggins and that my plate was up for grabs!

Friend-what did you do?
First speaker- I told him to get his grubby, filthy dwarf hands off my supper and get lost!
Friend- Well, did he?
First speaker- Probably. He said he'd already lost his way once...
(I know this is LOTR caption not Hobbit, but I couldn't resist Wink)

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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Jul 19 2019, 5:07pm)

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Jul 19 2019, 9:22pm

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I'll teach that so-and-so to sabotage my pumpkins; give him the 'special' in the brown mug and watch him run for the privy... [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 19 2019, 9:53pm

Post #5 of 9 (3917 views)
No, no, I'm telling you-- [In reply to] Can't Post

it's a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle and a cherry on top and a little picture of a doggy drawn in the foam for Merry, and a decaf French-pressed venti soy vanilla macchiato with a shot of hemp oil for Pippin. Get it right, Marge!


Jul 20 2019, 7:18pm

Post #6 of 9 (3797 views)
"I tell you Lotho has big plans for Hobbiton! Modernization means shorter work days and better working conditions! Now take these drinks over to the tall bearded gentlemen and his companion. They are friends of the Chief." [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 22 2019, 2:25am

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*snert*/ [In reply to] Can't Post


(This post was edited by sparrowruth on Jul 22 2019, 2:26am)


Jul 24 2019, 2:00pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can just imagine a huddle of whispers following Lobelia wherever she goes, and I have such a soft spot for the Hobbit, and I squirmed to imagine the pumpkin-growers revenge and I chuckled at the idea of Lotho taking over with corporate talking points :) Well done everyone!

But I have to give the win to Alveric because I started smiling at the caramel drizzle and laughing at the picture of a doggie and it just got more over the top from there! Thank you for the amusement :) Go forth and post!


Jul 25 2019, 10:05am

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Thank you [In reply to] Can't Post

Ah the glory! I will put this on my c.v., next to my other proud accomplishments such as 'won bottle of sparkling cider in Saturday Night Fever trivia contest' and 'got Ph.D.'
Later today I'll post a new picture.


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