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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXI

Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 4 2019, 7:01pm

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With thanks to L. Ron, and in accord with the Traditions and Tenets established by Otaku-sempai, here, forthwith, ith the following:



Original, here: https://movie-screencaps.com/...om-497.jpg?strip=all



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 4 2019, 8:47pm

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"OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Cirashala
Valinor


Jul 6 2019, 1:15am

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Balin, whatever you do-don't sneeze! [In reply to] Can't Post

But I'm allergic to dragons Thorin! Also ragweed, stale ale, and elves...
Thorin- I'm allergic to elves too. I've got you buddy.

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 21 2019, 5:56pm

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The Winner! Now you have to [In reply to] Can't Post

sing it . . .Evil. But barring that, I guess it's OK to just post the next one.

Thanks for a great laugh!



Ataahua
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Jul 22 2019, 4:46am

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Cheers, Ethel. :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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