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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXVI


Jul 4 2019, 6:35pm

Post #1 of 10 (4069 views)
LOTR Caption Contest CCXXVI Can't Post

A hearty thank you to the halfelven one for selecting my caption from among so many fine entries!
I could say more, but it looks like Aragorn and Legolas are ready for our next round!

What is going on?

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Jul 4 2019, 8:44pm

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"The floor is lava!" / [In reply to] Can't Post


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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Jul 4 2019, 10:21pm

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Aragorn: Argh - they told me the steeds of Rohan were house-trained! Legolas: Aiieeww..... [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 5 2019, 9:01pm

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Aragorn was learning the meaning of grief as his burlap skivvies continued to chafe. [In reply to] Can't Post


Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

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Jul 6 2019, 1:22am

Post #5 of 10 (3861 views)
Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom! [In reply to] Can't Post

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Jul 6 2019, 2:49am

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Aragorn and Legolas engage in a violent game of fighter pilot [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 8 2019, 4:24pm

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Simon says impersonate a seagull... [In reply to] Can't Post

Whoever wins the game gets in to see Theoden.


Jul 12 2019, 6:05pm

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Wait! I can't fight orcs without my nail polish! [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 15 2019, 3:23am

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

The best among some very good entries.

It does make you wonder who would win a game of 'Simon says' among the Fellowship.

If the game is in Edoras, my money is on Aragorn. His knowledge of their language and customs would be too much of an advantage.

The floor is yours, lead on!


Jul 17 2019, 5:23pm

Post #10 of 10 (3231 views)
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Oh my, thank you StingingFly! I loved the other captions. Simon says I shall look for a new pic and post shortly.


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