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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXX:

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 22, 5:15pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXX: Can't Post

Thanks to Lissuin for the nod. Now let's see who'll caption this bitty pic:



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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jun 22, 10:56pm

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"I will roar that I will make Peter say 'Let him roar again, let him roar again.' // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Jun 22, 10:56pm)


hanne
Lorien

Jun 23, 7:56pm

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Finding your contact lens is easy with the new WormSuitTM! Only 12 silver pennies! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Fereth
Rivendell


Jun 24, 1:46am

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"Pay no attention to that man in the motion capture suit! [In reply to] Can't Post

The Great Smaug has spoken!"


StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 25, 12:50am

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"I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I'm a germ... [In reply to] Can't Post

...A rare disease. I'm called malagolintomontorosis and you caught me, Mim! First, you break out into spots. Followed by hot and cold flashes. Oh, it's not too serious, madam...you should recover in a few weeks and be as good. I mean as bad as ever"


(This post was edited by StingingFly on Jun 25, 12:54am)


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jun 29, 5:45pm

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You didn't tell me the Arkenstone was right beneath my feet for this shot! [In reply to] Can't Post

My poor little dragon pinky toe!

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 2, 3:37am

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Winner! Though I would give that line to one of the stone giants... [In reply to] Can't Post

...just to see if some other giant will hit rock Bottom. Anyway, next contest is yours!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 4, 6:09pm

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Ha! Thank you! Although personally [In reply to] Can't Post

I prefer a Classical Bottom.


 
 

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