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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXVIII

Ataahua
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Jun 9, 5:32am

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Here we have Lindir and Elrond at Rivendell, coming to terms with their new Dwarven guests. Or are they just having a pleasant stroll in the gardens?

What could they possibly be saying?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Darkstone
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Jun 9, 6:34am

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"*My* relatives? I thought they were *your* relatives!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 9, 9:55pm

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I acknowledge the wisdom of your decision, Lindir, not to install lighting in the fountains. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


hanne
Lorien

Jun 9, 11:31pm

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"To stay would be jolly"? Ha. Ha. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jun 10, 1:32am

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Here we go... [In reply to] Can't Post

Lindir: Lord Elrond, I think I'm going to be sick!
Elrond: Just...try to keep...it...in...these dwarves are...our gues--WHO ON EARTH PUT BUBBLE BATH IN OUR SACRED FOUNTAIN?!

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Belegdir
Lorien


Jun 10, 1:56pm

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Lindir: How do we tell them apart? [In reply to] Can't Post

Elrond: By the smell, Lindir, by the smell.


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jun 14, 1:39am

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Lindir:"I'll go lock the wine cellar." Elrond: "And put an extra guard on it." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ataahua
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Jun 14, 8:35pm

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Winner! And thanks so much for that visual. [In reply to] Can't Post

Crazy

Laugh

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 14, 9:25pm

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Thank PJ. [In reply to] Can't Post

Cheers, Ataahua! I'm on it!
Now......how many X's and I's?Tongue

 
 

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