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The LOTR Caption Contest CCXXIV

Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 7, 11:45pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CCXXIV Can't Post

 
Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow “What Not To Wear” cognoscente Arwen’s daughter for picking me as the two hundred and twenty-third winner of The Lord of the Rings Caption Contest.

According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the two hundred and twenty-fourth screenshot for all of you to caption:



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newrow
The Shire

Jun 8, 12:05am

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"Chubbs, Grubbs, No Foot" said Bilbo. "No feet!" yelled an old hobbit. [In reply to] Can't Post

Here is another; I could not resist.
Sam. "I am just a gardener. Why am I here?"Merry. "This is better than where I ride for days on a horse like baggage."Pippin. "I must always remember to wear this tunic no matter what."Frodo. "PJ won't mind if I change the script a bit. Let's go pilot."Pilot. "Thank you for flying Gwaihir Airlines. Next stop Mount Doom!"


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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jun 8, 2:30am

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Hey, everyone! Smile for the camera! [In reply to] Can't Post

Dom: no one told me they were going to be taking pictures...I hate my picture being taken before I've had my morning coffee/tea.

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CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 8, 1:24pm

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Lol! Forget the Eagles question [In reply to] Can't Post

Why didn't Peter Jackson have a helicopter take the Ring to to an active volcano instead of wasting all that screen time on people walking there????


StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 8, 6:09pm

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Sam: Begging your pardon, Mr. Frodo, but I don't think this was what Mr. Tolkien had in mind when he wrote 'Flight to the Ford.' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jun 8, 6:42pm

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HA!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

SlySlySly Love it!!!

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 9, 12:29pm

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Hobbits do not like or understand machines more complicated than a Sikorsky S-434./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


squire
Half-elven


Jun 9, 8:31pm

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"...And there seems to be a waggon with a broken wheel near Frogmorton. Folk and beasts and all are backed up to almost Whitfurrow." [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 9, 9:46pm

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Look! He did leave us a message! [In reply to] Can't Post




Ataahua
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Jun 9, 10:40pm

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:D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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cats16
Valinor


Jun 10, 5:22am

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Pilot: "This your first time in a chopper too, then?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jun 14, 1:27am

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*Spotting Boromir waaaaay down below* "One does not simply walk to this location shot..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






sador
Half-elven


Jun 14, 2:55am

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Frodo: He said "Fly, you fools!", so I thought he meant more than just Pippin. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 14, 3:02am

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

https://popculture.com/...rd-of-the-rings-set-

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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jun 14, 3:38am

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Yup! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's exactly what I was thinking of! Laugh

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 14, 5:21am

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Ha! Everyone has her/his weakness. [In reply to] Can't Post

Husband and I drove to the trail head to hike up there once - because I thought it would be fun to bag another LOTR location, right? After we had crossed a rapidly running, stony creek three times, I called quits. I would have taken the helicopter!MadLaugh


Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 14, 11:46pm

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Hobbits in the chopper are larger than they appear // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Jun 15, 11:38am

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The hobbits enjoyed time travel, but would rather have been in the Delorean. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 19, 8:18am

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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Alveric
Rivendell


Jun 20, 2:43pm

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The unedited quote: "You step onto the road, [In reply to] Can't Post

and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to in a helicopter."


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 21, 5:15pm

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Thag you very buch!/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Ithilisa
Rivendell

Jul 3, 2:02am

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Lissuin that's awesome! [In reply to] Can't Post

Combining LOTR and M*A*S*H, awesome.

"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin


Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 3, 5:04pm

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Glad you liked the M*A*S*H mash-up, too. [In reply to] Can't Post

That scene still gets me choked up after all these years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/...e,_Farewell_and_Amen

 
 

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