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**20FD - Some 'so bad they're good' puns from the old boards!

Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens

Apr 26, 8:01pm

Post #1 of 4 (1528 views)
**20FD - Some 'so bad they're good' puns from the old boards! Can't Post

Getting on for 17 years ago - argh! They've been tidied up to fit on the page, because the old board format went shooting off to the right.

TORn LOTR puns (saved 27th October 2002)

Hi! I'm new. (No Text) <Legolas Elf of Mirkwood> [8:25] (20/62)
Mae Govennan. (No Text) <Patty> [15:56] (0/0)
Welcome. :) (No Text) <Galadlinderiel> [15:06] (0/0)
Welcome, Legolas. "all those who wander is not lost," and it seems you've wandered to the right place! (No Text) <SauronLover> [14:26] (0/0)
Greetings - make yoursElf at home! (No Text) <Greenwood Hobbit> [14:09] (1/35)
Ow! Quenya cut that out, please! <grammaboodawg> [14:27] (1/34)
No harm in wanting to haValarf..(that was a struggle!) (No Text) <Greenwood Hobbit> [14:30]
True! & the eldar you get, <grammaboodawg> [14:39] (2/32)
Especially when the Isen teeth start playing up... <Greenwood Hobbit> [14:58] (0/0)
Oh, puns! great! *Laughing Maiar-se off* (No Text) <Tauriel> [14:58] (1/30)
Eru trying to <grammaboodawg> [15:03] (1/29)
Istar any reason I should not start something? <Tauriel> [15:12] (2/28)
Manwe are pathetic . . . (No Text) <Pukel-man> [15:17] (2/9)
I could Pukel-man - your pun makes me sick! <Tauriel> [15:32] (1/7)
Right, that does it . . . Hurin for it now! (No Text) <Pukel-man> [15:34] (1/6)
Hah! You Thingol be scared???That is never Gondor happen! (No Text) <Tauriel>[15:42] (1/5)
Faramir stripling, you sure Lurtz your feelings be known . . . (No Text) <Pukel-man> [15:47] (1/4)
That Ent a bad thing - you should show your Eomertions! (No Text) <Tauriel> [15:52] (1/3)
Eowyn again, I suppose . . . <Pukel-man> [16:00] (1/2)
I could <grammaboodawg> [15:26] (0/0)
*Swack!* <grammaboodawg> [15:17] (1/17)
Oh yes! We can always squeeze Tuor three more newbies in <Tauriel> [15:28] (2/16)
The way I Figwit, the Moria the Merry-er . . . (No Text) <Pukel-man> [15:36] (1/14)
Maybe <grammaboodawg> [15:40] (1/13)
Arwen do think that's gonna happen? We're keeping an eye on you, Andúril not be allowed to leave the pun-world! (No Text) <Tauriel> [15:46] (1/12)
Gimli a break! <grammaboodawg> [15:49] (1/11)
Old? Man, Willow you now use that as an excuse? ;-) (No Text) <Tauriel> [15:55] (2/10)
Doubleshot! Go Tauriel! Bwwwwwahahaha <grammaboodawg> [16:03] (1/1)
Hilarious! Amazing what a strategically placed Elf can instigate...! grammaboodawg> [16:01] (0/0)
Quick! Beam me up, Scotty! (No Text) <Pukel-man> [15:58] (1/8)

Ethel Duath

Apr 26, 8:11pm

Post #2 of 4 (1497 views)
Masterful! It would take Morgul than I have, to dare to chime in. // [In reply to] Can't Post


(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Apr 26, 8:14pm)

Ethel Duath

Apr 26, 8:12pm

Post #3 of 4 (1495 views)
And, the True Origin of Tauriel! // [In reply to] Can't Post



May 1, 2:17am

Post #4 of 4 (1442 views)
Oh Geez! What warg we Tolkien about? [In reply to] Can't Post

That's so hilarious! I'm SO HAPPY you saved this and brought it out now :D What a perfect party favour!


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