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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXIV

DanielLB
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Apr 12, 6:01pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXIV Can't Post

Thank you to Mari for selecting me on the previous round!

Caption away:




Ataahua
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Apr 12, 10:06pm

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Elrond has no idea where he's going to put his supersized Galadriel and Gandalf figurine.../ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
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Apr 12, 10:22pm

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Galadriel knows this is the last time anyone lets her book the Air B&B. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 13, 12:28am

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LADY: Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end: [In reply to] Can't Post

O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
[Kisses him]
Thy lips are warm!

FIRST WATCHMAN [Within] Lead, boy: which way?

LADY: Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
[Snatching WIZARD'S dagger]
This is thy sheath;
[Stabs herself]
There rust, and let me die.
[Falls on WIZARD'S body, and dies]


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 13, 12:32am

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HA! Yet another excellent use of forced perspective in these films, Ataahua. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
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Apr 14, 3:45am

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Great! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm not even going to try...

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StingingFly
Lorien


Apr 15, 12:06am

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Gandalf: "we must...stop...Sauron".... [In reply to] Can't Post

Galadriel: "We?...oh, no darling. I'm sending you away on Radagast's bunny sled while i defeat Sauron"
Gandalf: "but...my mission"
Galadriel: "If it makes you feel better, you can tell everyone it was you and your wizard buddies who defeated the Necromancer"


DanielLB
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Apr 25, 4:57pm

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Ha! Well done, Lissuin. Youíre this rounds winner! (Sorry for the delay) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 27, 5:15am

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Cheers, Daniel! "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come" is our motto here. [In reply to] Can't Post

Something appropriate for a 20th anniversary party? Back in a flash!

 
 

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