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DanielLB
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Apr 12 2019, 6:01pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXIV
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Thank you to Mari for selecting me on the previous round!
Caption away:
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Ataahua
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Apr 12 2019, 10:06pm
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Elrond has no idea where he's going to put his supersized Galadriel and Gandalf figurine.../
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Ataahua
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Apr 12 2019, 10:22pm
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Galadriel knows this is the last time anyone lets her book the Air B&B. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 13 2019, 12:28am
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LADY: Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
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O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
[Kisses him]
Thy lips are warm!
FIRST WATCHMAN [Within] Lead, boy: which way?
LADY: Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
[Snatching WIZARD'S dagger]
This is thy sheath;
[Stabs herself]
There rust, and let me die.
[Falls on WIZARD'S body, and dies]
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 13 2019, 12:32am
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HA! Yet another excellent use of forced perspective in these films, Ataahua.
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Darkstone
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Apr 14 2019, 3:45am
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I'm not even going to try...
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Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Apr 15 2019, 12:06am
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Gandalf: "we must...stop...Sauron"....
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Galadriel: "We?...oh, no darling. I'm sending you away on Radagast's bunny sled while i defeat Sauron"
Gandalf: "but...my mission"
Galadriel: "If it makes you feel better, you can tell everyone it was you and your wizard buddies who defeated the Necromancer"
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DanielLB
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Apr 25 2019, 4:57pm
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Ha! Well done, Lissuin. You’re this rounds winner! (Sorry for the delay) /
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 27 2019, 5:15am
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Cheers, Daniel! "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come" is our motto here.
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Something appropriate for a 20th anniversary party? Back in a flash!
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