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Ataahua
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Feb 23 2019, 8:38pm

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Our heroes now fully have their A-Game with their right nice outfits and beautiful battle horses, but they're stuck in a blasted wasteland having to deal with a guy who thinks his Mouth is his best feature. What could they be thinking or saying at this moment?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Cygnus
Neirol


Feb 24 2019, 2:14am

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"With so many TV series' having a retro theme, the network decided to try out "The Bonanza Skin Changers" with Hoss, Ben and Little Joe and they want us to star in it.".....right after we save Middle-Earth of course.

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf (movie quote)

(This post was edited by Cygnus on Feb 24 2019, 2:24am)


sador
Nevle-flah


Feb 24 2019, 6:59am

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Gandalf: Now, Shadofax, be extra careful. I don't Pippin's helmet spike in my eye or nose. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
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Feb 24 2019, 12:18pm

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Gandalf: "Pippin, I know you're scared, but that's the LAST time you get to pee on me." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
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Feb 24 2019, 12:20pm

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Legolas: "What am I doing off to the side here when everyone knows I'm the #1 fan favorite?!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
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Feb 24 2019, 12:20pm

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Aragorn: "Whiners! Is it really too late to switch sides in this war?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Latrommi


Feb 25 2019, 5:55am

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"Psst! Once they dismount make a break for it. Pass it on." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Belegdir
Neirol


Feb 25 2019, 6:09pm

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Chap in the distance: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT ADDRESS! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Aessere Lot


Feb 25 2019, 7:01pm

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Um, Aragorn? [In reply to] Can't Post

Can Maiar snore? Because I'm pretty sure Gandalf just did...

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hanne
Neirol

Feb 25 2019, 8:17pm

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hanne
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Feb 25 2019, 8:18pm

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How the King nearly got eaten... [In reply to] Can't Post

White horse: I'm hungry.
Black horse: Not ONE blade of grass here!
Grey horse: Have you tried manflesh?
Legolas: Gandalf and me, we can hear every word you're saying, you know.


Cygnus
Neirol


Feb 26 2019, 4:16am

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Arrived [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn "The White Wizard finally made it here thanks to GPS"
Legolas "What's that?"
Aragorn "Gandalf Persuading Shadofax"

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf (movie quote)


StingingFly
Neirol


Feb 27 2019, 2:12am

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Aragorn: "Yes, you've seen through our little 'diversion'...but it took you forever to open the Black Gate. If you'd have answered my call when the bag was still on fire..." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
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Feb 27 2019, 3:21pm

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Seriously LOL at this one! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
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Feb 28 2019, 6:05pm

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Aragorn: We're from the, uh, Gas Company, and, uh, [In reply to] Can't Post

we've had reports of a gas leak, so we'll just be needing to get access to, uh, Mordor.
Mouth of Sauron: And what about that couple thousand men over there?
A: They're, um, trainees.


Cirashala
Aessere Lot


Mar 1 2019, 1:23am

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HAHA!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sly

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Mar 1 2019, 4:01am

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*ding ding ding* Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

It wasn't an easy choice as there are some great captions here - but Belegdir, you get to pick the photo for the next caption round! Congrats!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Belegdir
Neirol


Mar 1 2019, 2:54pm

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

A suitable image will appear for your captioning pleasure shortly.

 
 

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