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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Darkstone
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Feb 12 2019, 12:26pm

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This comes from our old friend noWizardme:

Why did the Brandybucks need a *private* entrance into the Old Forest?

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grammaboodawg
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Feb 12 2019, 2:00pm

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The B-bucks like the water & the woods... the rebel hobbits needed quick access // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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grammaboodawg
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Feb 12 2019, 2:02pm

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It was a shortcut to mushrooms... dangerous wild ones are more tasty // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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grammaboodawg
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Feb 12 2019, 2:04pm

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The ancient B-bucks needed a secret gate cuz they hung out with the Entwives // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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hanne
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Feb 12 2019, 4:37pm

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The Treeish passwords at the official gate took six weeks to recite // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Feb 13 2019, 5:12pm

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Hmmm. That does open a can of worms. [In reply to] Can't Post

Was Old Man Willow really a Brandybuck relative who had grown treeish, and in fact the Brandybucks were completely in cahoots with him? Merry conveniently fell into one of his cracks to conspire with him on how to steal the Ring from Frodo. It was Merry, after all, who started the whole "friendly conspiracy" thing, and if you think conspiracies are ever friendly, I have some prime real estate in the Dead Marshes to sell you.

Or was it benign--maybe there was a great pizza joint or fish & chips shop in Bree, and the private entrance was a shortcut to Brandy Hall?

Or are the Brandybucks like Wall Street billionaires who buy boltholes abroad, fearing a collapse of the system they themselves have made creaky, and this was their exit to said bolthole, probably in Archet or Chetwood, because Bree is too obvious?


Greenwood Hobbit
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Feb 15 2019, 2:29pm

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If word got round that they were stealing firewood, they'd have been compost. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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