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Alveric
Rivendell
Jan 30, 10:55am
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LOTR Caption contest CCVIII
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Theoden inspecting the defenses, yet somehow oblivious to the whopping great hole in the wall. Unnamed Man notices his King all dressed up in purple velvet.
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Ataahua
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Jan 30, 6:02pm
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You must be above this line to ride the Swords and Blood Rollercoaster. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jan 30, 7:44pm
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"I thought I was the King of Rohan. Why am I surrounded by hobbits and dwarves?" //
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 31, 12:14am
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"Who's that then?" "I dunno. Must be the king." "Why?" "He hasn't got (*family board*) all over him." //
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Ataahua
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Jan 31, 2:47am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Cygnus
Lorien
Jan 31, 12:19pm
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A frustrated Theoden says "Talking to you two guys is like talking to a wall."
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"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf (movie quote)
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 31, 6:02pm
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"Alright, now Stand Up!"....."very good, I didn't say 'Theoden Says'"
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Alveric
Rivendell
Feb 12, 6:34pm
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Ding-ding! Last call! I'll be judging this tomorrow
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Lissuin
Valinor
Feb 12, 9:33pm
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The only captions I've come up with involving a wall would probably earn me a gentle reprimand.
And rightly so. 
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Cirashala
Tol Eressea
Feb 13, 2:11am
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Man #1- We're tired of these abysmal work conditions.
Man #2- Yeah. Nothing but maggoty bread, blistering heat (when it ain't raining), and blisters. Oh, and those orcs!
Man #1- Yeah, the orcs! We didn't get no hazard pay for tryin' to build while we're being shot at! Not to mention, those buggers were a pain in the (bleep) all freaking night! How can we work under those conditions?!
Theoden-....So...what you're saying is?
(Man #1 hands him a piece of paper)
Man #2- We're unionizing. Here's the terms. Take it or leave it.
Theoden (eyes bug out)-You all want this??? Paid time off, hazard pay, family leave? In the middle of a war?!
Man #1- And a company car!
Theoden (looks at them as though they've grown two heads)- Um....a what?
(Off to the side, Legolas and Gimli snicker)
Legolas- Aren't you glad we aren't from Rohan, Gimli?
Gimli- Aye. I wouldn't want to be at THAT union meeting!
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Alveric
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Feb 13, 4:53pm
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I'm going to treat Lissuin's non-caption caption as an actual caption, since it made me snort.
(Was very tempted by the classic Ataahua caption, and kudos to Cirashala for screenplay development.)
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Lissuin
Valinor
Feb 13, 7:34pm
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Well, now, don't that beat all?
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For once I'm (nearly) speechless. Thanks, Alveric, for the snort of commendation. I'll get us a new photo pronto.
Cheers.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 13, 8:30pm
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China's, Hadrian's, Berlin's, Constantinople's?
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Though people initially had their doubts, they got over them.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Feb 13, 9:38pm
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And around, under and through.
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And in later centuries they were a great source of construction materials and super selfie sites.
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Ataahua
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Feb 14, 12:02am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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