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LOTR Caption Contest CCVII

Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 24, 6:42am

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LOTR Caption Contest CCVII Can't Post

With CuriousG handing over the baton of photo-selection, I now present for your captioning prowess this image of Arwen and Galadriel! What could possibly be going on here?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Cygnus
Lorien


Jan 24, 5:28pm

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Galadriel says: [In reply to] Can't Post

"It's just a cell phone. You can live without it. Maybe your dad will give it back to you if you'd stop dating that mortal. In the meantime, try reading a book or practicing cursive. You kids need to get back to the old ways."

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf (movie quote)

(This post was edited by Cygnus on Jan 24, 5:30pm)


hanne
Lorien

Jan 24, 6:01pm

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Ugh, prophecies. That is so First Age. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jan 24, 6:07pm

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"Dad, crazy Grandma is touching me again, and I don't like it!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 25, 5:03am

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Yes, dear, that Man cut your Helm's Deep scenes, but we know you're a kick-ass Elf princess. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Jan 25, 2:54pm

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Galadriel says: [In reply to] Can't Post

Yes, I know, your beloved Aragorn has long hair, but I'm pretty sure your Dad didn't write "Dude Looks Like a Lady" specifically about him.


sador
Half-elven


Jan 28, 3:32am

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Galadriel: It's all right. It took me a couple of thousand years [In reply to] Can't Post

...before I learned to bake proper lembas.
Arwen: But I don't have that time, gramma. I chose a mortal life!
Galadriel: Don't you worry. I put something in Eowyn's stew.







( on second reading, this comes across as too old-fashioned. So 1990s!)


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 28, 3:44pm

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Worry not dearheart, you only have 200 years left on the naughty step. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 28, 7:55pm

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Winner of the CCVII! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can totally see Elrond as a vocal-double for Steve Tyler. Cool

Go forth and post!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Alveric
Rivendell


Jan 28, 11:32pm

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the honor o'erwhelms me! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm much more a fan of the daughter than the father, in fact.
A new pic coming soon.


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 29, 5:26pm

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"You'll get married someday, so stop referring to yourself as an 'elf on the shelf'". // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 30, 2:46am

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HA! Great bumper sticker. [In reply to] Can't Post


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"You'll get married someday, so stop referring to yourself as an 'elf on the shelf'


"Someday" seems like an especially looong time to an Elf maiden. I think she'd best go to grad school, get a great job and buy her own condo, maybe run for Congress.

 
 

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