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Ataahua
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Jan 24, 6:42am
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LOTR Caption Contest CCVII
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With CuriousG handing over the baton of photo-selection, I now present for your captioning prowess this image of Arwen and Galadriel! What could possibly be going on here?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Cygnus
Lorien
Jan 24, 5:28pm
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"It's just a cell phone. You can live without it. Maybe your dad will give it back to you if you'd stop dating that mortal. In the meantime, try reading a book or practicing cursive. You kids need to get back to the old ways."
"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf (movie quote)
(This post was edited by Cygnus on Jan 24, 5:30pm)
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hanne
Lorien
Jan 24, 6:01pm
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Ugh, prophecies. That is so First Age. //
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jan 24, 6:07pm
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"Dad, crazy Grandma is touching me again, and I don't like it!" //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jan 25, 5:03am
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Yes, dear, that Man cut your Helm's Deep scenes, but we know you're a kick-ass Elf princess.
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Alveric
Rivendell
Jan 25, 2:54pm
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Yes, I know, your beloved Aragorn has long hair, but I'm pretty sure your Dad didn't write "Dude Looks Like a Lady" specifically about him.
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sador
Half-elven
Jan 28, 3:32am
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Galadriel: It's all right. It took me a couple of thousand years
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...before I learned to bake proper lembas.
Arwen: But I don't have that time, gramma. I chose a mortal life!
Galadriel: Don't you worry. I put something in Eowyn's stew.
( on second reading, this comes across as too old-fashioned. So 1990s!)
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 28, 3:44pm
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Worry not dearheart, you only have 200 years left on the naughty step.
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Ataahua
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Jan 28, 7:55pm
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I can totally see Elrond as a vocal-double for Steve Tyler. 
Go forth and post!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Alveric
Rivendell
Jan 28, 11:32pm
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I'm much more a fan of the daughter than the father, in fact.
A new pic coming soon.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 29, 5:26pm
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"You'll get married someday, so stop referring to yourself as an 'elf on the shelf'". //
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Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jan 30, 2:46am
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"You'll get married someday, so stop referring to yourself as an 'elf on the shelf'
"Someday" seems like an especially looong time to an Elf maiden. I think she'd best go to grad school, get a great job and buy her own condo, maybe run for Congress.
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HA! Great bumper sticker.
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