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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXVII


Jan 18 2019, 4:33pm

Post #1 of 7 (5615 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest CXVII Can't Post

Thank you once again to the Great and Powerful Otaku-sempai for the win. Here begins the new contest. What is Bilbo saying?

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Jan 18 2019, 7:48pm

Post #2 of 7 (5564 views)
"Just FYI, your deoderant's run out." / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Jan 18 2019, 9:40pm

Post #3 of 7 (5558 views)
Unicorn pit? / [In reply to] Can't Post


Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Jan 18 2019, 9:43pm)


Jan 23 2019, 3:19am

Post #4 of 7 (5489 views)
I'd better get out of here. The last time I hid behind someone I got covered in mucus. [In reply to] Can't Post


"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf (movie quote)


Jan 24 2019, 1:53am

Post #5 of 7 (5382 views)
After ending up on the "Naughty List" for cheating in the Riddle game with Gollum, Bilbo doubles down by burglarizing an unsuspecting Santa! [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 24 2019, 4:19pm

Post #6 of 7 (5314 views)
Get your WizSheeld™ now! The best walking, talking, fighting-back defence gadget on the market! (One size only) // [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 28 2019, 3:40pm

Post #7 of 7 (5085 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congratulations StingingFly! The idea of nicking off of Santa is priceless. The floor is yours.


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