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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXVI


Jan 12 2019, 2:13am

Post #1 of 8 (5477 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest CXVI Can't Post

What could possibly be going on in the image below (keeping it family-friendly)?

Larger imgage here.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage


Jan 12 2019, 5:24am

Post #2 of 8 (5429 views)
"I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making an orc, Without the use of a stork. And he's good for relieving my....tension." // [In reply to] Can't Post


Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.


Jan 13 2019, 4:54am

Post #3 of 8 (5411 views)
Interrupted [In reply to] Can't Post

The lovely duet singing "Beauty and the Beast" during Karaoke Night at the Prancing Pony was going well until a jealous dwarf with an injured leg broke things up in a most unpleasant manner.

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


Jan 16 2019, 2:10pm

Post #4 of 8 (5265 views)
Your breath would peel the slime off the walls of Barad-dr, She-elf. Marry me. [In reply to] Can't Post


(This post was edited by Belegdir on Jan 16 2019, 2:10pm)


Jan 17 2019, 1:15am

Post #5 of 8 (5230 views)
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"Do you like kissing things, orc? Do you like minty fresh elf breath? THEN LET ME GIVE IT TO YOU!"

(This post was edited by Fereth on Jan 17 2019, 1:19am)


Jan 18 2019, 4:11pm

Post #6 of 8 (5116 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth, Belegdir, and find a suitable image for the next round! Cool

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage


Jan 18 2019, 4:25pm

Post #7 of 8 (5115 views)
Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cheers to Otaku-sempai for the win. A new image shall be forthcoming.


Jan 19 2019, 8:01pm

Post #8 of 8 (5096 views)
"All right, Tauriel, one kiss. [In reply to] Can't Post

But just one. And promise, no tongue."

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


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