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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jan 6, 4:13am

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Thanks to Cirashala for passing the torch to me! Usually I'd post this picture at the maximum allowable size-- but that would mean everyone could read what's actually written on the document instead of figuring it out for themselves, and what fun would that be?



Spoil-sports may view the original here: https://movie-screencaps.com/...m-3044.jpg?strip=all


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 6, 5:29am

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"It's not a timeshare, it's a vacation club!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 6, 4:13pm

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*spew* LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

Tea all over my computer.


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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jan 6, 11:57pm

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And if you order enough subscriptions to Nazgul Magazine [In reply to] Can't Post

you'll receive a FREE limited edition Ring of Men!*

*Restrictions apply. You do not have to purchase to be a winner. Winnings subject to income tax and/or prize tax. Ringbearer must commit to serving the Dark Lord at all times. All clothing will be provided. Wraith-metal singing lessons, Fell Beast flying classes, etc will be the responsibility of the Ringbearer. Must be comfortable around black demented horses.***New requirement- must be able to swim in flash floods orchestrated by meddlesome wizards and bothersome elves.***

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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 7, 2:44am

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Bwahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh, that's evil! Evil


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Cygnus
Lorien


Jan 7, 3:23am

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"Funny thing about this document Charlie Brown. It was never notarized." [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jan 7, 12:54pm

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I told you students I wanted a 1-page essay, but not quadruple-spaced filler with oversized fonts! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Jan 7, 7:56pm

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(Off-screen, Gandalf:) Ha-ha-ha! You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause! [In reply to] Can't Post

(Joke possibly a little obscure...)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 7, 8:51pm

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Well, I don'a know about that. [In reply to] Can't Post

What's a clause or two between friends?

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jan 7, 9:15pm

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A play on [In reply to] Can't Post

The Santa Clause movie, right? Wink

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


squire
Half-elven


Jan 7, 9:24pm

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It goes back a little further than that [In reply to] Can't Post

Different movie, from 1935.

It's likely the 1994 movie was spoofing this classic gag, for those who still remembered it!



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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jan 7, 9:28pm

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Gotcha [In reply to] Can't Post

Yeah, my grandmother wasn't even born then...

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 7, 10:55pm

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That routine is one of my favorites from them. [In reply to] Can't Post

The whole thing is great.

"Now, the next part I don't think you're gonna like."
"Your word is good enough for me. Now then, is my word good enough for you?"
"I should say not!"
"Well, there go two more clauses."

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




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Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 7, 10:56pm

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Why a duck? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 8, 1:59am

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"I once shot an Oliphaunt in my pajamas." [In reply to] Can't Post

"How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know!" Wink

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage


Alveric
Rivendell


Jan 8, 2:32pm

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sorry, Marx Brothers slightly highjacked the thread... [In reply to] Can't Post

Still, I wonder how the Marx brothers would be cast in LOTR?
Groucho as Gandalf, or maybe Saturman, or bothHarpo as Gollum?
Chico as... ?Zeppo as Aragorn of course.


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 8, 8:53pm

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Margaret Dumont as Galadriel [In reply to] Can't Post

I can see Chico as Frodo and Harpo as Sam

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N.E. Brigand
Half-elven


Jan 8, 10:41pm

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Compare to the Dwarves' contract with Bilbo? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Treachery, treachery I fear; treachery of that miserable creature.

But so it must be. Let us remember that a traitor may betray himself and do good that he does not intend.


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N.E. Brigand
Half-elven


Jan 8, 10:45pm

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"Of course I know what this is. This is writing." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Treachery, treachery I fear; treachery of that miserable creature.

But so it must be. Let us remember that a traitor may betray himself and do good that he does not intend.


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squire
Half-elven


Jan 9, 12:02am

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[Hysterium:] "Pseudolus!"

"As sure as my name is Pseudolus Marcus Leicus"



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Lights! Action! Discuss on the Movie board!: 'A Journey in the Dark'. and 'Designing The Two Towers'.
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N.E. Brigand
Half-elven


Jan 9, 1:35am

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Gummo as Rómendacil. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Treachery, treachery I fear; treachery of that miserable creature.

But so it must be. Let us remember that a traitor may betray himself and do good that he does not intend.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jan 10, 12:12am

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Mariette Hartley as Ar-Pharazôn the Golden. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Jan 10, 12:37am

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"I shouldn't have to explain what 'forthwith' means...okay, I could have just said 'immediately' but it didn't seem dramatic enough. Why do you have to ruin everything for me?!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 10, 1:15am

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E:"...!" G:"It's legal! See that seal? Your uncle signed it!.....So, what means 'Four Pinocchio's'?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jan 10, 1:44am

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