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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXV

Ataahua
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Jan 6, 7:23pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXV Can't Post

What could possibly be going on here? Has Bilbo heard something ... unusual?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 6, 9:50pm

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"Yes I hear you knocking. Do you hear me ignoring?"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.Ē


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jan 6, 11:50pm

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Gandalf, are you all right? [In reply to] Can't Post

You've been in the bathroom/loo for an awfully long time...

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Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 7, 3:01am

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"Is there someone named Thorin at the bottom of that pile? No? Odd." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
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Jan 7, 1:18pm

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"No, we don't need any Shire Scout cookies, thank you!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage


Cygnus
Rivendell


Jan 9, 12:48pm

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While trapped inside the giant's intestine, Bilbo listens to his stomach growl. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jan 10, 12:19am

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Oh oh! Sackville-Bagginses. Ring-time! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Jan 10, 12:29am

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"knock, knock"... [In reply to] Can't Post

Bilbo: "who's there?"
Visitor: "...Precious"
Bilbo: "Precious who?...oh, dear"


Ataahua
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Jan 11, 10:04pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Although I bet Bilbo would happily hoard a few boxes of cookies if he could get his hands on them... Tongue

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 12, 2:00am

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Thank you, Ataahua! [In reply to] Can't Post

I didn't really expect to have a winner, but I'll endeavor to find a new, caption-worthy image for the next round.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

 
 

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