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Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens

Jan 4, 5:13pm

Post #26 of 34 (543 views)
Steer clear of local cocktails. [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 4, 5:34pm

Post #27 of 34 (542 views)
Don't forget to HOOM-Map for directions [In reply to] Can't Post

You're supposed to be all terrifying. You have GOT to stop asking for directions!!! So lame...

*checks palantir* Here it is: Rat-town Hobbiton to Home Sweet Home


We have been there and back again.

TIME Google Calendar

(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Jan 4, 5:44pm)


Jan 4, 6:53pm

Post #28 of 34 (538 views)
Black Riders’ rejected expenses claim: “2,000 farthings for 'Dwarf massage'” [In reply to] Can't Post

And much more from this seemingly well-researched historical source (though it remains to be seen what squire makes of it Wink )


Still funny, though I guess it would all be on Raithbook, Instadamned, or WhatsApparition these days...

"Go down to the shovel store and take your pick." Traditional prank played on dwarves when they start down the mine.


Jan 4, 7:12pm

Post #29 of 34 (537 views)
"While you're at it, [In reply to] Can't Post

... see if you can tidy up some of those Birds and Limes that seem to be littering the Greenway."


Jan 4, 8:44pm

Post #30 of 34 (530 views)
"Don't drink the local water, or you might get Ulmo's Revenge." // [In reply to] Can't Post


Ethel Duath

Jan 4, 10:41pm

Post #31 of 34 (527 views)
“A pound of that cheese and an ounce of butter/Aeneas replied with his usual stutter.” [In reply to] Can't Post

(Parody by C.S. Lewis.Laugh)

Thor 'n' Oakenshield

Jan 4, 10:54pm

Post #32 of 34 (532 views)
"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave." [In reply to] Can't Post

*you'll only catch the reference if you happen to love the movie Madagascar as much as I do*

I love The Hobbit. Always will.

Tol Eressea

Jan 5, 12:31am

Post #33 of 34 (513 views)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't care much for Madagascar (movie) but since I have kids I have seen it, and the scene you're describing is one of the funniest parts of that film! Sly

(Wish there was a laughing while crying emoji for this forum...)

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

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You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Jan 5, 6:14pm

Post #34 of 34 (467 views)
The Black Riders who were gamers were disappointed ... [In reply to] Can't Post

...not to have a go at the console of Elrond.

"Go down to the shovel store and take your pick." Traditional prank played on dwarves when they start down the mine.

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