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Darkstone
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Jan 3, 4:17am

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What else did Sauron instruct the Nine to do while they were abroad?

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Silverlode
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Jan 3, 4:35am

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Stop by the market and get him a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jan 3, 12:11pm

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Wear loud shirts with bermuda shorts and take pictures of everything./ [In reply to] Can't Post



CuriousG
Half-elven


Jan 3, 12:21pm

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Collect rare stamps, all tragically lost in the flood, which is why their mission collapsed. That Ring thing was incidental. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dernwyn
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Jan 3, 12:37pm

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Send postcards. "Greetings from the Green Dragon" was his favourite. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea


Jan 3, 1:05pm

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Oh, so THAT's what they were chanting on Amun Sul // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea


Jan 3, 1:06pm

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Ride safely and call when they get there // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


grammaboodawg
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Jan 3, 1:08pm

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Grab some cases of Coors! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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grammaboodawg
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Jan 3, 1:11pm

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Keep a low profile. Stay cool and just blend in // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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grammaboodawg
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Jan 3, 1:36pm

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Oh-ee-yum... ee-Ohhhh-um [In reply to] Can't Post

That's what they get for having the Wicked Witch of the West's Winkie Guards come along.




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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jan 3, 1:45pm

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And see if you can ditch that chorus. They keep giving away your position./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


grammaboodawg
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Jan 3, 1:57pm

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Maybe helium would help? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Jan 3, 2:39pm

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to check at the Prancing Pony if a Hobbit by the name of 'Trotter' was hanging out there - just in case...

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


dernwyn
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Jan 3, 3:10pm

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I didn't know they were Bandits! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 3, 5:21pm

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Keep calm and find The Ring. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 3, 5:23pm

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Go door to door and sell The Darktower. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
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Jan 3, 6:10pm

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Melkor's Witnesses, eh?

I always let Wifey answer the door. Their eyes get big and they take a couple of steps back when she informs them she's a Pagan.

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Jan 3, 6:14pm)


Ataahua
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Jan 3, 7:38pm

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A well-placed security camera and some quick and dirty editing could result in a great montage video. Evil

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
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Jan 3, 7:39pm

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Definitely not, under any circumstances, moonlight as Dementors in their spare time. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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grammaboodawg
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Jan 3, 8:20pm

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Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 4, 12:43am

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BE SAFE [In reply to] Can't Post

 


www.mysafetysign.com


mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Jan 4, 2:36am

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Luckily Sauron's information was outdated, and... [In reply to] Can't Post

he never told them this was actually no Hobbit, but a Man, a Ranger known as 'Strider'!

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Jan 4, 2:42am

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... until he got the one 'Greetings from the Prancing Pony'!... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Jan 4, 2:48am

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He even signed: did you notice the Eye?! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jan 4, 1:20pm

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Seriously laughing out loud on this one. Thanks, Gramma! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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