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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXIV

Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 27 2018, 6:44pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXIV Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow "Help Prevent Elf Coli" activist Belegdir for picking me as the one hundred and thirteenth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the one hundred and fourteenth screenshot for all of you to caption:





The original screencap is here.

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 27 2018, 7:08pm

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"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Bard... [In reply to] Can't Post

"...a very fishy fellow."

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Cygnus
Rivendell


Dec 28 2018, 6:18pm

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Alfrid says..... [In reply to] Can't Post

"It's a flying fish. I saw it soaring over Lake Town and noticed it had a scale missing so I threw a black needle into the opening. It fell out of the sky and killed some guys carrying gold. I thought I'd get rich scooping up some gold but got beat to it. I got the fish back and when I looked at it got the idea to invent Billy Bass. I programmed it to yell "You shall not bass!" then sold the patent for 3,000 gold coins, stuffed them in my bra and lived happily ever after."

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf

(This post was edited by Cygnus on Dec 28 2018, 6:19pm)


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Dec 28 2018, 9:05pm

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"Hi, my name is Bob the fish" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Alfrid, your ventriloquist skills are as lousy as your policies."

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My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

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Happy reading everyone!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 28 2018, 9:44pm

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This [In reply to] Can't Post

is perfect.
I shall forbear commenting how it must have been caught with the mere shake of a speare.Tongue



Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Dec 29 2018, 3:42pm

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Oh, my, this is a fishy tale! [In reply to] Can't Post

"YOU SHALL NOT BASS!!!"Sly





Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Dec 29 2018, 3:44pm

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"The Master's watching you - you'd do well to remember!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Even the fish are working for him!





Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 29 2018, 11:46pm

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Alfrid: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know whatch you gotta do? [In reply to] Can't Post

Bard: No, I don't wanna know whatch you gotta do!
Alfrid: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim. Swim! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Bard: Alfrid!
Alfrid: Swimming swimming....
Bard: See, I'm gonna get stuck now with that song! Now it's in my head!
Alfrid: Well, it's better than "It's a small world after all", eh? Ha HA! Gotcha again, you ol' grim-voiced and grim-faced so-and-so!


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 2, 3:25pm

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Lovely to meet your brother Alfrid. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 5, 10:18pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

A mashup of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark *and* Pericles, Prince of Tyre!?!? ROTFLIHA!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing in helpless awe!)

Go forth and post!!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 6, 5:29am

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Thanks Darkstone! I shall go a-picture hunting. :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Jan 6, 6:25pm

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"Say hello to my little friend." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 6, 7:08pm

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Alfrid has to turn everything into a piscine contest. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 6, 7:21pm

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*applause* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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