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Loresilme
Valinor
Dec 6 2018, 8:56pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CCI
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Many thanks to Thor 'n' Oakenshield for the winning nod on the last round, honoring the amazing Cate Blanchett as both Galadriel *and* Hela!
Herewith find the caption for round Two Hundred and One! Tell us what is really going on here.
Caption away!
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 6 2018, 9:22pm
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"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife." "Er, wait. Who's..." "You figure it out." ///
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Ataahua
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Dec 6 2018, 9:45pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Rohan
Dec 6 2018, 11:49pm
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"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 7 2018, 4:49pm
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Cygnus
Lorien
Dec 8 2018, 6:05pm
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After an epic round of flatulence, Gimli was so embarressed that he just wanted to disappear. He soon realized that slipping a silver ring on a pony-tail wasn't enough to do the trick.
"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 10 2018, 8:56pm
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Aragorn: "Yes, he called you a 'horrid creature' and 'goblin mutant'...but that was 80 years ago, and he's already apologized" //
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Ataahua
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Dec 10 2018, 9:27pm
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Did *you* take my last Snickers bar? /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 11 2018, 4:02pm
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You're a good fighter Gimli, but you don't have to do *jazz hands* after every orc you slay.
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Legolas: Oh no, now Boromir's doing it.
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Alveric
Lorien
Dec 13 2018, 4:32pm
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Gimli--don't tell me--you hit 'reply all'???
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sador
Half-elven
Dec 14 2018, 6:29am
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Loresilme
Valinor
Dec 14 2018, 10:17pm
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Over to you for the next round, StingingFly!
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