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LOTR Caption Contest CCI


Thu, 8:56pm

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Many thanks to Thor 'n' Oakenshield for the winning nod on the last round, honoring the amazing Cate Blanchett as both Galadriel *and* Hela!
Herewith find the caption for round Two Hundred and One! Tell us what is really going on here.

Caption away!

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Thu, 9:02pm

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We'll get you a new axe. Just breathe- that's the key. Breathe.

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Thu, 9:03pm

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Aragorn was stunned... [In reply to] Can't Post

...when his comrades confessed they were actually two droids named R2D2 and C3PO. He agreed to help them in their search of a wise old man who had left his former identity behind, if they would help him with his.

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Thu, 9:22pm

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"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife." "Er, wait. Who's..." "You figure it out." /// [In reply to] Can't Post


The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

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Thu, 9:45pm

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Thu, 11:49pm

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"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Fri, 4:49pm

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"Helmets 'r' Us?" / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Sat, 6:05pm

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Gimli [In reply to] Can't Post

After an epic round of flatulence, Gimli was so embarressed that he just wanted to disappear. He soon realized that slipping a silver ring on a pony-tail wasn't enough to do the trick.

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


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