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LOTR Caption Contest CC

Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Lorien

Nov 28, 2:30am

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Hello fellow Captioners!
I promised I would lead you to treasure, so here's the very best that Middle-earth can offer - the glorious Cate Blanchett as Galadriel!
Let the captions commence!




"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 28, 10:18am

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"I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Chocolate!!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 28, 2:32pm

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Oh Gandalf, you're really spoiling us with these Ferrero Rocher. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 28, 11:39pm

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"Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Gandalf [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf makes your 'eart so light!
When the day is gray and ordianry
Gandalf makes the sun shine bright!
Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'im
The daffodils are smilin' at the dove
When Gandalf 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like
A big brass band!
It's a jolly 'oliday with Gandalf
No wonder that it's Gandalf that we love!"♪

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 29, 4:46am

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This is Nenya, the Ring of Durn Good Times!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 29, 5:21pm

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lol! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cygnus
Bree


Nov 30, 1:32am

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fads [In reply to] Can't Post

"Thousands of years from now I'll look at this picture and laugh because nobody will be wearing hoodies then."

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


Alveric
Rivendell


Nov 30, 4:36pm

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Celeborn arrives at the Grey Havens [In reply to] Can't Post

wearing his special Tinky Winky costume and riding My Little Pony.


StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 1, 1:08am

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Celeborn: "When I asked Gandalf if there was a special connection between you two, he said there was a 'ring' of truth to that! What is that supposed to mean?!"... [In reply to] Can't Post

Galadriel: (smiles awkwardly)


sador
Half-elven


Dec 2, 3:34am

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PJ: Sorry guys. One of the cameras wasn't working. You have to film the crying scene again! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 6, 5:20pm

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Cate Blanchett meets a young Taika Waititi visiting the set of ROTK, who whispers two words in her ear: [In reply to] Can't Post

"Hello, Hela."


Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Lorien

Dec 6, 7:21pm

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Haha! We have our winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congratulations, Loresilme!

Second prize, though, has to go to Cygnus, and third prize to Belegdir - loved all your great captions!

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 6, 7:48pm

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Thanks Thor 'n'! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll be back right away with the next round!


Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Lorien

Dec 6, 7:54pm

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You're welcome! Your caption was awesome! [In reply to] Can't Post

Combining my two favorite Cate Blanchett roles into one perfect caption was all it took!

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 6, 8:32pm

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Ha!! She's the awesome one [In reply to] Can't Post

She was amazing as Hela!

 
 

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