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LOTR Caption Contest CXCIX

StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 12, 9:09pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CXCIX Can't Post

Thank you Ethel Duath for your vote of confidence and ticket to Tolkienia.

The winner of this contest is the chosen one, who will bring balance to the forum and lead us into a new century of captions...

Now...it's Hama Time!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 12, 10:07pm

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Hama finds out what Orcs wear under their loin-wraps. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Nov 12, 11:50pm

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Stop the lawn mower--that's my hair! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 13, 12:06am

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Hama learns the hard way not to get between a bull Műmakil and his mate. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 13, 12:23am

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Snort! …and quickly begs Gandalf for an ‘Unsee Spell’… / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 15, 6:20am

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Hama says "Nice doggie! Nice doggie!!" as he fumbles for a rock. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


sador
Half-elven


Nov 15, 2:58pm

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"That twinkie was mine!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cygnus
Rivendell

Nov 18, 6:17am

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Smoking [In reply to] Can't Post

"I'm so upset! I tried smoking these weeds but couldn't puff out a ship as good as Gandalf's"

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." - Gandalf


Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Lorien

Nov 18, 2:33pm

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No, STOP the battle! I've dropped my contact lens and I need to find it! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Nov 23, 9:40pm

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Love it! [In reply to] Can't Post

HAHA!!!!! Laugh

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Happy reading everyone!


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 24, 1:34am

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thor'n'Oakenshield now leads our company...

the 'Faramir' (2nd place) award goes to Ataahua

I greatly enjoyed both replies, though I will never be able to look at Hama's death scene the same way again...


Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Lorien

Nov 24, 1:42am

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Why, thank you - what a pleasant surprise! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Cygnus
Rivendell


Nov 24, 9:38pm

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Im following the leader [In reply to] Can't Post


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Thor'n'Oakenshield now leads our company...

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Hopefully he'll lead us all underneath a mountain full of gold and other treasure...preferably one without a dragon. I need to start planning for what I'm going to do with my 1/14 share. Congratulations Thor'n'.

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Lorien

Nov 24, 10:15pm

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Haha, well, I've found my burglar! [In reply to] Can't Post

Are the rest of you willing to follow me, or must I throw you from the ramparts? Wink

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."

 
 

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