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The Hobbit Caption Contest CX!


Nov 1 2018, 4:17pm

Post #1 of 14 (8550 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest CX! Can't Post

Thanks very much to Fereth for the nod on Round CIX! Now on to the screencap for Round CX!
Calling all Captioneers.... tell us what is really going on here Laugh:

Link to original larger image


Nov 1 2018, 5:48pm

Post #2 of 14 (8472 views)
The DCEU's latest entry "Batman and Robin" goes really dark and gritty. / [In reply to] Can't Post


"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Nov 1 2018, 8:23pm

Post #3 of 14 (8455 views)
"NEXT year, jolly old Elf, bring me EVERYTHING on my list! Ho. Ho. Ho!!!!" // [In reply to] Can't Post



Nov 1 2018, 9:48pm

Post #4 of 14 (8440 views)
Bolg & Yoda prepare to use the Force on some Laketown children. / [In reply to] Can't Post


Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Nov 1 2018, 11:50pm

Post #5 of 14 (8422 views)
The Day that Bolg Stole Christmas // [In reply to] Can't Post


"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Nov 2 2018, 11:11am

Post #6 of 14 (8406 views)
Wait a minute. There isn't any cake up here. Those darned dwarves tricked me again. *sniff* [In reply to] Can't Post


Forum Admin / Moderator

Nov 3 2018, 5:36pm

Post #7 of 14 (8360 views)
Obviously they did not know, that the cake is a lie. // [In reply to] Can't Post



"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

Superuser / Moderator

Nov 4 2018, 7:48pm

Post #8 of 14 (8166 views)
"I'm telling you Bolg, it's safe to come down - you can't get cooties from humans." / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories


Nov 4 2018, 10:18pm

Post #9 of 14 (8078 views)
with Azog summoning all forces to Dol Guldur, Bolg was forced to bolster his raiding party with Oompa Loompas... [In reply to] Can't Post

...their song and dance routines making stealth impossible.


Nov 5 2018, 4:15am

Post #10 of 14 (8014 views)
Bolg hired the best coach to train for the Middle-earth Ninja Warrior contest [In reply to] Can't Post

He needs all the help he can get - everyone knows Legolas is the guy to beat!

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


Nov 5 2018, 1:27pm

Post #11 of 14 (7962 views)
Are you sure this is the roof where your Frisbee landed? // [In reply to] Can't Post


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Nov 5 2018, 1:36pm

Post #12 of 14 (7953 views)
Pfffffff! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Nov 8 2018, 5:11pm

Post #13 of 14 (7503 views)
Winner!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Onward, Meneldor!


Nov 9 2018, 6:08pm

Post #14 of 14 (7385 views)
Where's the dryer vent?! Great-- [In reply to] Can't Post

now I'll never get all that lint out. I hate laundry day.


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