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LOTR Caption Contest CXCVIII

Ethel Duath

Nov 1 2018, 2:09am

Post #1 of 10 (4132 views)
LOTR Caption Contest CXCVIII Can't Post

Herewithforth is the next installment of the Legacy of the Black Fox.

'Tis a puzzlement, perhaps . . .

Larger pic here: https://movie-screencaps.com/...m-2389.jpg?strip=all


Nov 1 2018, 6:57am

Post #2 of 10 (4054 views)
Hello there little wallflower [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm a sucker for all that you do
It makes me mad knowing you're sad
That nobody means something to you.



Nov 1 2018, 8:25pm

Post #3 of 10 (3974 views)
"Nobody said a thing about my shield surfing. Guess I'm just going to have to step it up next time." / [In reply to] Can't Post


"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Nov 1 2018, 9:01pm

Post #4 of 10 (3967 views)
In hopes of refining his technique for the upcoming ‘Haradwaith Olympics’ Legolas does a websearch on ‘Oliphaunt Swinging’. / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Nov 2 2018, 4:01pm

Post #5 of 10 (3905 views)
"Why do I only spill coffee when I'm wearing my nice shirt?" // [In reply to] Can't Post


Superuser / Moderator

Nov 5 2018, 3:35am

Post #6 of 10 (3821 views)
"Yes Gimli, I see what you mean about Man-parties not being much fun... [In reply to] Can't Post

... when all you can see is belt-buckles and backsides."

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories


Nov 5 2018, 3:26pm

Post #7 of 10 (3765 views)
I bow to your superiour knowledge on all things flatulent Master Gimli. [In reply to] Can't Post


Thor 'n' Oakenshield

Nov 5 2018, 6:19pm

Post #8 of 10 (3740 views)
I'm mentally freaking out: I'm NOT THE ONLY BLOND IN THE ROOM! [In reply to] Can't Post


"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Nov 7 2018, 9:22pm

Post #9 of 10 (3653 views)
"so if I shot 17 in the first minute of the battle...and ended up using all 800 arrows in my quiver...then the knives....hmmm....carry the one...I would have killed at least 44." [In reply to] Can't Post


Ethel Duath

Nov 12 2018, 4:21pm

Post #10 of 10 (3422 views)
The Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Slightly macabre as it may be. Wink
Congratulations! And as the CXCVIII winner, you win a free pass to the Sarehole Mill in the ruins of Tolkienia!

(Donated by DanielLB)


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