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The Hobbit Caption Contest CIX!

Fereth
Rivendell


Oct 23, 10:46pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CIX! Can't Post

Thank you to StingingFly for the pick!

Now what is going on with Bilbo at Bag End?



Caption away, full size image can be found here: https://movie-screencaps.com/...-15491.jpg?strip=all


Belegdir
Lorien


Oct 23, 11:34pm

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As you can see there's plenty of light and has a rather homey feel... [In reply to] Can't Post

For the last time, I ALREADY OWN BAG END!


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 24, 3:00am

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Production still from Steven Spielberg's upcoming film "Close Encounters of the Smaug Kind". / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 24, 1:04pm

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You beat me to it, Darkstone! [In reply to] Can't Post

Though I was thinking more of "Close Encounters of the Third Age Kind". Wink

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 25, 4:25pm

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Having a touch of photophobia Bilbo contemplates a major renovation for Bag End: removing the round windows in favor of square ones that are mini-blind functional. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 25, 11:37pm

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A scene from "The Hobbit: 2020" where Bag End is raided by the police... [In reply to] Can't Post

...it ends with Saruman leading a class action lawsuit against Bilbo for all of his 'burglarious' thefts (Gollum on the witness stand is worth the price of admission!)


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Oct 26, 9:02pm

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Alone in his room Bilbo sadly sat [In reply to] Can't Post

missing his friend with the tall pointy hat
The auction outside took his furniture away,
Bilbo's smial was empty on that sad, lonely day.
He took back his spoons, Lobelia threw a fit,
And Bilbo did not like it, not one little bit.


(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)Wink

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 27, 5:21am

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Very nice, Kilietc. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 27, 3:26pm

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When Gandalf the White comes to visit right after laundry day // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 27, 8:53pm

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Fereth
Rivendell


Oct 31, 1:31am

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Winner, winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Tough pick but this was the one that really tickled my funny bone. Laugh

Onward, Loresilme!


Fereth
Rivendell


Oct 31, 1:38am

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The stench of melting paint was a tad overwhelming at times, and the increasingly vocal protests from the neighbors could get tedious, never mind the utter destruction of every moth species in the Shire and the surrounding countryside, in the end Bilbo felt the new porch light was well worth the drawbacks.

Lobelia was NOT sneaking in to Bag End and stealing his spoons on his watch, by Eru.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 31, 3:26pm

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Super! Gandalf the Bright... / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 31, 10:39pm

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At the turn of the Tide, you might say./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 31, 11:04pm

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(snicker) Choice! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Fereth
Rivendell


Nov 1, 12:55am

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 1, 3:40pm

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When over him the robe would Gain a color still whiter and more glarey ;)? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 1, 3:41pm

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Thank you, thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I will be back right away with the next round!

 
 

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