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The Hobbit Caption Contest CVIII

StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 15, 10:28pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CVIII Can't Post

Thanks Ataahua for the nod!

Azog appears to be preoccupied with something...what is going on?




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 16, 12:12am

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Azog sends a quick text: "Not now honey! I've got my hands full with a little feller with an oak-shield!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Meneldor
Valinor


Oct 16, 12:37am

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Rock smashes scissors [In reply to] Can't Post

Scissors cut paper
Paper covers rock.

There's no "oakenshield" in this game!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 16, 1:16am

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Of Mice and Orcs [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin: What'd you take outa that pocket?
Azog: Ain't a thing in my pocket. Honest.
Thorin:I know there ain't. You got it in your hand. What you got in your hand?
Azog: It's ony a mouse. I was just pettin it with the fingers while we was walkin along.
Thorin: Yeah, well, you ain't pettin no mice when you walk with me! You gonna give me that mice or am I gonna have to sock you?
Azog (blubbering) I don't know why I can't keep it. It ain't nobody's mouse.
I didn't steal it.
Thorin: Ah, tell you what I'll do. First chance I get I'll give you a puppy!


Ithilisa
Rivendell

Oct 16, 2:42am

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Bracegirdle, that's funny. [In reply to] Can't Post

SmileSmileSmile

"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 16, 5:20am

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Pokémon Go players swarmed the Doors of Durin when they heard it was a spawn point for Jigglypuff. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Belegdir
Lorien


Oct 16, 2:30pm

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Ouch! No fair. That's not how you play 'got your nose'! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Mari D.
Bree


Oct 18, 9:37pm

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Now if I shake the dice well and get 3×6, [In reply to] Can't Post

my power of attack will be greater than Thorin's. Ok here goes ...


(This post was edited by Mari D. on Oct 18, 9:38pm)


KAOS82
Rohan


Oct 19, 12:41am

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Azog, the kingslayer, lost his hand [In reply to] Can't Post

Sounds familiar...

TÚRIN TURAMBAR DAGNIR GLAURUNGA & NIENOR NÍNIEL


Fereth
Rivendell


Oct 19, 1:38am

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Azog was stunned to find that his hand was the latest victim of a fan-edit Hobbit film [In reply to] Can't Post

after said fan decided said hand was not canon, and therefore had no place in the films.


StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 22, 10:37pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Brilliant posts all around...with many clever references!

I particularly enjoyed Fereth's satirical jab at fan-edits and purists (despite being one)...

Lead on!


Fereth
Rivendell


Oct 23, 9:44pm

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Why thank you kindly StingingFly! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll get the new one up shortly. Cool

 
 

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