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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 15 2018, 10:28pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CVIII
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Thanks Ataahua for the nod! Azog appears to be preoccupied with something...what is going on?
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 16 2018, 12:12am
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Azog sends a quick text: "Not now honey! I've got my hands full with a little feller with an oak-shield!" /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Meneldor
Valinor
Oct 16 2018, 12:37am
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Scissors cut paper Paper covers rock. There's no "oakenshield" in this game!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Lissuin
Valinor
Oct 16 2018, 1:16am
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Thorin: What'd you take outa that pocket? Azog: Ain't a thing in my pocket. Honest. Thorin:I know there ain't. You got it in your hand. What you got in your hand? Azog: It's ony a mouse. I was just pettin it with the fingers while we was walkin along. Thorin: Yeah, well, you ain't pettin no mice when you walk with me! You gonna give me that mice or am I gonna have to sock you? Azog (blubbering) I don't know why I can't keep it. It ain't nobody's mouse. I didn't steal it. Thorin: Ah, tell you what I'll do. First chance I get I'll give you a puppy!
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Ithilisa
Rivendell
Oct 16 2018, 2:42am
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"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin
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Darkstone
Immortal
Oct 16 2018, 5:20am
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Pokémon Go players swarmed the Doors of Durin when they heard it was a spawn point for Jigglypuff. /
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****************************************** "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!" "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Belegdir
Lorien
Oct 16 2018, 2:30pm
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Ouch! No fair. That's not how you play 'got your nose'!
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Mari D.
Rivendell
Oct 18 2018, 9:37pm
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Now if I shake the dice well and get 3×6,
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my power of attack will be greater than Thorin's. Ok here goes ...
(This post was edited by Mari D. on Oct 18 2018, 9:38pm)
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KAOS82
Rohan
Oct 19 2018, 12:41am
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Azog, the kingslayer, lost his hand
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Sounds familiar...
TÚRIN TURAMBAR DAGNIR GLAURUNGA & NIENOR NÍNIEL
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Fereth
Rivendell
Oct 19 2018, 1:38am
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Azog was stunned to find that his hand was the latest victim of a fan-edit Hobbit film
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after said fan decided said hand was not canon, and therefore had no place in the films.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 22 2018, 10:37pm
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Brilliant posts all around...with many clever references! I particularly enjoyed Fereth's satirical jab at fan-edits and purists (despite being one)... Lead on!
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Fereth
Rivendell
Oct 23 2018, 9:44pm
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Why thank you kindly StingingFly!
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I'll get the new one up shortly.
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