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The LOTR Caption Contest CXCVII


Oct 4, 7:52pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CXCVII Can't Post

The Unexpected Thread wanders on! Thank you, Cat-with-Watermelon-Helmet!
Here we have one statue's comment to the other, or maybe a dialogue. In case the pic is too cropped down, that's Helm, and the beheaded King that Frodo & Co. pass by--but you already knew that.


Oct 5, 1:10am

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"Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?" "Where was Rohan when my head fell???"/// [In reply to] Can't Post


"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Oct 5, 3:33pm

Post #3 of 5 (2264 views)
wait [In reply to] Can't Post

that isn't a watermelon. What is that helm forged from??


Oct 6, 4:01pm

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“Then up northaway some feller they called ‘Bullroarer’ taught me the meaning of grief with a pitching wedge war-club.” [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

Mari D.
The Shire

Oct 6, 11:53pm

Post #5 of 5 (2062 views)
It was supposed to be an easy riddle - [In reply to] Can't Post

one of the doors will lead you to freedom, the other to death, one of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies - but unfortunately, the guy challenged was a blockhead and they all fossilized before he could figure it out.

(This post was edited by Mari D. on Oct 6, 11:54pm)


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