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The Hobbit caption contest CVII

Ataahua
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Oct 5, 10:09pm

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The Hobbit caption contest CVII Can't Post

Herewith is the latest image for your captioning wit and wisdom! Enjoy!



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 5, 11:35pm

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After the Battle of the Five Armies, Legolas is arrested for a variety of crimes, including operating a troll without a license and failure to obey the laws of physics. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ithilisa
Rivendell

Oct 7, 4:11am

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StingingFly that's funny! [In reply to] Can't Post

LaughLaughLaugh

"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 7, 4:19pm

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ďIím a Sindar and Iím okay, I sing all night, brush my hair all day. [In reply to] Can't Post

Iím so pretty with eyes of blue,
The lassies love me and swoon on cue.Ē ♪

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Belegdir
Lorien


Oct 8, 1:27pm

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Bloody orcs. You call that a stench? Here's REAL stench. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 12, 10:28pm

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Congrats StingingFly - you're the winner of this round! :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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