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The LOTR Caption Contest CXCVI

Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 24, 6:31pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CXCVI Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Three Stooges fan Otaku-sempai for picking me as the one hundred and ninety-fifth winner of The Lord of the Rings Caption Contest.

According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred and ninety-sixth screenshot for all of you to caption:



The original screencap is here.

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 24, 7:10pm

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Saruman's new garden water feature didn't quite turn out as planned. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 24, 11:59pm

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After failing to conquer the little folk of the Shire, Sharkey heads to Lilliput in search of even smaller opponents...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Mari D.
Bree


Sep 25, 6:04pm

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"See? I can catch a raw egg thrown up my tower – hah!" [In reply to] Can't Post

It was not a good day for Gandalf. After all, he had bet Saruman a 3-years-supply of Longbottom leaf.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 25, 7:47pm

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"Shoot! What are the chances of finding a plumber on Christmas Eve?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 25, 10:31pm

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"Now that there is a backyard to be proud of." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Alveric
Rivendell


Sep 26, 4:19pm

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Saruman begins to suspect Sauron's claim that Climate Change isn't real... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Mari D.
Bree


Sep 26, 10:56pm

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haha, great :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 3, 7:39pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Alveric
Rivendell


Oct 3, 10:44pm

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How can I ever handle the pressure? [In reply to] Can't Post

Don't worry, I can handle the pressure....
Your humbled captioner will pick a pic tomorrow.

 
 

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