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Bracegirdle
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Sep 24 2018, 1:19am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CVI
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My thanks to Darkstone for burdening me with Hobbit Caption Contest CVI.
For your amusement here lies my contribution.
Let the desecration begin!
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 24 2018, 8:58pm
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Smeagol: If they aren't biting, we can always eat the wormses. Heh heh.
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Deagol: You know, Smeag, sometimes you creep me out, you really do.
(BG, it is a burden you should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of you.  )
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Ataahua
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Sep 24 2018, 10:17pm
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"We wouldn't be stuck in the middle of a lake if you'd remembered to build a rudder." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
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Sep 25 2018, 12:39am
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The worst day fishing is better than the best day at work. (Unless you find The One Ring and end up murdered by your best friend, then not so much.) //
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Fereth
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Sep 25 2018, 1:52am
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You do realize that "fishing for compliments" is a figure of speech, right?
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Ataahua
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Sep 25 2018, 1:53am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Sep 27 2018, 2:14am
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"You're gonna need a bigger ring." //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 1 2018, 6:29pm
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"Forth Ataahua!" 
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Oct 1 2018, 8:29pm
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Thanks Bracegirdle - I shall go a-hunting for the next pic. :)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
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Oct 1 2018, 8:44pm
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Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg: Westron for "You fish on your side of the boat, I'll fish on my side of the boat, and no one shall fish in the middle of the boat cause that would be silly." /
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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dernwyn
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Oct 1 2018, 9:04pm
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How in the world does a guy from Texas know about the Massachusetts lake I pass by every time I travel to my parents' town?
(Yeah, all us kids in that area knew its Native name and loved to get tongue-twisted saying it!  )
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Darkstone
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Oct 1 2018, 9:11pm
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One of my best friends is from Peabody Massachusetts and he loves to toss the name and meaning around. He even named a World of Warcraft character after it.
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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dernwyn
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Oct 1 2018, 9:53pm
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Ingenious!
I've never been to Peabody, but back when I was a kid there was a guy who was very briefly the Massachusetts governor. The common joke was that he had two towns named after him - Peabody and Marblehead.
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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