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The Hobbit Caption Contest CVI

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 24, 1:19am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CVI Can't Post

My thanks to Darkstone for burdening me with Hobbit Caption Contest CVI.
For your amusement here lies my contribution.
Let the desecration begin!



‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 24, 8:58pm

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Smeagol: If they aren't biting, we can always eat the wormses. Heh heh. [In reply to] Can't Post

Deagol: You know, Smeag, sometimes you creep me out, you really do.


(BG, it is a burden you should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of you. Evil )


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 24, 10:17pm

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"We wouldn't be stuck in the middle of a lake if you'd remembered to build a rudder." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 25, 12:39am

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The worst day fishing is better than the best day at work. (Unless you find The One Ring and end up murdered by your best friend, then not so much.) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Fereth
Rivendell


Sep 25, 1:52am

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You do realize that "fishing for compliments" is a figure of speech, right? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Sep 25, 1:53am

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*snert* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Meneldor
Valinor


Sep 27, 2:14am

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"You're gonna need a bigger ring." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 1, 6:29pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Forth Ataahua!" Smile

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 1, 8:29pm

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Woohoo! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks Bracegirdle - I shall go a-hunting for the next pic. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 1, 8:44pm

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Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg: Westron for "You fish on your side of the boat, I'll fish on my side of the boat, and no one shall fish in the middle of the boat cause that would be silly." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 1, 9:04pm

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Lake Webster! [In reply to] Can't Post

How in the world does a guy from Texas know about the Massachusetts lake I pass by every time I travel to my parents' town?

(Yeah, all us kids in that area knew its Native name and loved to get tongue-twisted saying it! Laugh)


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 1, 9:11pm

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Well [In reply to] Can't Post

One of my best friends is from Peabody Massachusetts and he loves to toss the name and meaning around. He even named a World of Warcraft character after it.

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 1, 9:53pm

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He did? [In reply to] Can't Post

Ingenious! Laugh

I've never been to Peabody, but back when I was a kid there was a guy who was very briefly the Massachusetts governor. The common joke was that he had two towns named after him - Peabody and Marblehead.

Angelic


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

 
 

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