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LotR Caption Contest CXCV


Sep 17, 1:32am

Post #1 of 14 (2602 views)
LotR Caption Contest CXCV Can't Post

Thank you Mari D. for the honor of selecting the next image. And here it is (apologizes if it has appeared before):

Larger Image: https://theredlist.com/...ring-theredlist.jpeg

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 17, 1:35am)

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Sep 17, 1:54am

Post #2 of 14 (2544 views)
Gandalf tries to sneak out of the library with the Book of Mazarbul, fearing the Librarian's wrath because the Scroll of Isildur is two years overdue. // [In reply to] Can't Post



"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Sep 17, 5:41am

Post #3 of 14 (2528 views)
Speaking from experience? // [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 17, 9:36am

Post #4 of 14 (2516 views)
"The Falls of Rauros?! Slooowly I turned ... step by step ... inch by inch ..." / [In reply to] Can't Post


"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Sep 17, 4:19pm

Post #5 of 14 (2474 views)
What? Oh... Yes, this is what was once referred to as "a phone book." [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 17, 6:58pm

Post #6 of 14 (2457 views)
Deep in the vaults of Minas Tirith Gandalf attempts to make-off with a signed, first edition of “The Púkels: A Retrospective” by Ghân-buri-Ghân. / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

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Sep 17, 9:10pm

Post #7 of 14 (2445 views)
Who, me? [In reply to] Can't Post

With the start of another school year, I find myself once again gently reminding the older kids that they've got to stop by my desk and check out that book tucked under their arm...Laugh


"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

Tol Eressea

Sep 17, 9:50pm

Post #8 of 14 (2442 views)
NOT THAT ONE!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

If you insist on a book clear out, do give away all that Marvel junk of yours!


Sep 18, 3:59am

Post #9 of 14 (2415 views)
dernwyn, that's hilarious [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for the laugh.

"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Sep 19, 3:06am

Post #10 of 14 (2328 views)
I only read it for the articles, honest!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

Mari D.

Sep 19, 12:28pm

Post #11 of 14 (2291 views)
Dito :D / [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 23, 11:46am

Post #12 of 14 (2173 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

A variation on a classic. Your turn now!

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison

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Sep 24, 3:02am

Post #13 of 14 (2109 views)
Trust Darkstone [In reply to] Can't Post

to put a classic twist on these!

I wonder how many others caught this Three Stooges reference...I think this "meme" is a lot older than even that trio, but they popularized it.


"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

Mari D.

Sep 25, 5:51pm

Post #14 of 14 (1950 views)
I found it on Youtube ... [In reply to] Can't Post

... as a scene from an old movie. ;-)


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