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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 14 2018, 3:28am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CV
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow mobile game enthusiast StingingFly for picking me as the one hundredth and fourth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.
According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the one hundredth and fifth screenshot for all of you to caption:
The original screencap is here.
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Ataahua
Forum Admin
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Sep 14 2018, 3:35am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Mari D.
Rivendell
Sep 14 2018, 8:54pm
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My thought exactly, haha ... oh gosh *laughing*
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StingingFly
Lorien
Sep 14 2018, 9:46pm
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Bilbo could understand how it fills 'empty holes', but never quite figured out how it 'kills laughter'....//
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 14 2018, 10:49pm
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“Mary? Mary Poppins? Bert?” … /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Sep 17 2018, 9:55pm
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Ithilisa
Rivendell
Sep 21 2018, 3:35am
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"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 23 2018, 9:41am
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Go forth and post!
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 23 2018, 3:42pm
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Thanks Darkstone. I digging I shall go :) /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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