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The Hobbit Caption Contest CV

Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 14, 3:28am

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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow mobile game enthusiast StingingFly for picking me as the one hundredth and fourth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the one hundredth and fifth screenshot for all of you to caption:




The original screencap is here.

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 14, 3:35am

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"...Santa?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Mari D.
Bree


Sep 14, 8:54pm

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My thought exactly, haha ... oh gosh *laughing* [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 14, 9:46pm

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Bilbo could understand how it fills 'empty holes', but never quite figured out how it 'kills laughter'....// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 14, 10:49pm

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“Mary? Mary Poppins? Bert?” … / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




OldestDaughter
Rohan


Sep 17, 9:55pm

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"Darn bats again." [In reply to] Can't Post

 




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 20, 5:08am

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...Starling? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ithilisa
Rivendell

Sep 21, 3:35am

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Bracegirdle, that's funny! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 23, 9:41am

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 23, 3:42pm

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Thanks Darkstone. I digging I shall go :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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