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The Hobbit Caption Contest C4

StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 7, 11:21pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest C4 Can't Post

...it's explosive.

What draws the gaze of an elf, dwarf, and wizard?

Find out in this week's edition of The Hobbit Caption Contest!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 8, 12:45am

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"We wouldn't have to come all this way to watch the movie if you'd just share your Netflix password, Elrond." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 8, 1:07am

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Elrond shows off his Fortress of Solitude. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 8, 1:53am

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The palantir platform game "Silmaril Crush" was incredibly addicting. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Sep 8, 3:43am

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Unable to get rid of the dwarven vandals any other way, Elrond turns on the Bat-signal./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 8, 10:50am

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Three to beam up! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Meneldor
Valinor


Sep 8, 5:42pm

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Do not look directly at the potato! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 8, 7:14pm

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Elrond inspects Gandalf’s submission into the “1350th Imladris Ice Sculpture Contest“ / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Mari D.
Bree


Sep 9, 7:28am

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And hereby, my friends, I present to you ... the largest jelly in all of Middle-earth. [In reply to] Can't Post

Once more, Elrond's kitchen staff had proven themselves worthy of their renown.


(This post was edited by Mari D. on Sep 9, 7:30am)


StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 13, 11:51pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

...well played Darkstone! You may be on to something...


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 14, 3:25am

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Cool! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks!

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 14, 10:21pm

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Inspection underway of the newly delivered ‘Ronco’ widescreen palantir. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Mari D.
Bree


Sep 16, 6:27pm

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Nice :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 17, 4:12pm

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Why, thank 'ee, Mari D. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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