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The Hobbit Caption Contest CIII

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 27, 10:50pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CIII Can't Post

My thanks to Meneldor for choosing my CII twaddle worthy of a win. And a special back-slap to Otaku-sempai for launching this here jocular contest.

Now caption me this bit of frivolity, if you please.



(I do hopes this hasn't been used!?)

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 28, 2:01am

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ELROND: "And my guys were singing 'Tra-la-la-lally" and it was driving those dwarves batty!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 28, 4:01am

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"I'm finally going to get my own Weta statue. [In reply to] Can't Post

Whaddu you think of this for my hero pose?"


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 29, 8:16am

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"We finally got her married off!!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Mari D.
Bree


Aug 29, 9:02pm

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On King Thranduil's advice, Galadriel took her miraculous phial with them into Mirkwood but [In reply to] Can't Post

in vain.


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Aug 31, 8:47pm

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Miraculous vial? Sure! I'll take TWO!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






StingingFly
Lorien


Aug 31, 9:04pm

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Elrond does a spot on imitation of "Radagast" (with rabbit) in this year's White Council Charades competition. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 7, 4:46pm

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WINNER! By a hare [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and be brilliant...

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 7, 11:16pm

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Thank you Bracegirdle... [In reply to] Can't Post

...the next one is on the way!

 
 

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