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LOTR Caption Contest CXCII

Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 10, 3:47pm

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Many thanks to Alveric!
And now for the profound and time-honored duty afforded me:


(Larger Image here) http://www.framecaplib.com/...ages/ttt/ttt1339.htm



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 10, 4:27pm

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Arrgh! These hemorrhoids are killing me! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 11, 7:23am

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"The cold rain is running down my back! Why did I not wear a helmet?!? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
-LOTR IV: A New Estel




Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 13, 2:50pm

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"Whosoever holds this Sword of Gryffindor, shall possess the power of the Chosen One to destroy the Ring, bring balance to the Force, defeat Thanos, claim the Iron Throne ... and stop this *$&!% rain" // [In reply to] Can't Post





Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 13, 5:37pm

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Well, he is the Hair Apparent. [In reply to] Can't Post

And coolness is both helmet and shield. EvilAngelic



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 13, 5:39pm

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Mods up! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 13, 7:05pm

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*applause* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Alveric
Rivendell


Aug 14, 9:00pm

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Short on funds in his war against Evil, [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn picks up some product placement dollars from Colgate.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 14, 9:58pm

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"It's raining Elves, hallelujah! [In reply to] Can't Post

It's raining Elves, every specimen
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean!"


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 17, 4:33pm

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Bad news: Saruman has vampires. Worse news: Aragorn doesn't know which end of a crucifix is up./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Aug 19, 12:50am

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When the battle just can't wait - Colgate Superglue./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Mari D.
Bree


Aug 19, 1:01pm

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Iiieeek, there's a spider on my sword!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Mari D. on Aug 19, 1:01pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 20, 3:19am

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But what with Isildur, Anárion, Valandil, and Fíriel his hairitage was pretty tangled. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 20, 6:07pm

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If he wants a shape or trim, he'll have nothing but shear success with this particular blade.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 20, 8:05pm

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With it he shall shave the world! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 21, 6:48pm

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The Winner!! (I'm still laughting :D ) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 21, 6:49pm

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Honorable mention! :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 21, 6:50pm

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Honorable mention! :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 22, 11:54am

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

Glad you got a big laugh out of it Sly! I will be back right away with the next round!

 
 

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