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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 10 2018, 4:27pm
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Arrgh! These hemorrhoids are killing me! /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
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Aug 11 2018, 7:23am
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"The cold rain is running down my back! Why did I not wear a helmet?!? /
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****************************************** "Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense." -LOTR IV: A New Estel
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 13 2018, 2:50pm
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"Whosoever holds this Sword of Gryffindor, shall possess the power of the Chosen One to destroy the Ring, bring balance to the Force, defeat Thanos, claim the Iron Throne ... and stop this *$&!% rain" //
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Aug 13 2018, 5:37pm
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Well, he is the Hair Apparent.
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And coolness is both helmet and shield.
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Ataahua
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Aug 13 2018, 7:05pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Alveric
Lorien
Aug 14 2018, 9:00pm
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Short on funds in his war against Evil,
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Aragorn picks up some product placement dollars from Colgate.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 14 2018, 9:58pm
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"It's raining Elves, hallelujah!
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It's raining Elves, every specimen Tall, blonde, dark and lean Rough and tough and strong and mean!"
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 17 2018, 4:33pm
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Bad news: Saruman has vampires. Worse news: Aragorn doesn't know which end of a crucifix is up./
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Aug 19 2018, 12:50am
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When the battle just can't wait - Colgate Superglue./
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_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Mari D.
Rivendell
Aug 19 2018, 1:01pm
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Iiieeek, there's a spider on my sword!/
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(This post was edited by Mari D. on Aug 19 2018, 1:01pm)
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Darkstone
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Aug 20 2018, 3:19am
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But what with Isildur, Anárion, Valandil, and Fíriel his hairitage was pretty tangled. //
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****************************************** "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!" "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Aug 20 2018, 6:07pm
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If he wants a shape or trim, he'll have nothing but shear success with this particular blade.//
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Darkstone
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Aug 20 2018, 8:05pm
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With it he shall shave the world! /
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****************************************** "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!" "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 22 2018, 11:54am
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Glad you got a big laugh out of it ! I will be back right away with the next round!
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