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Darkstone
Immortal
Aug 11 2018, 8:08am
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Bandobras Took versus Abner Doubleday
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Both are mounted on horses.
They are armed, respectively, with a wooden shafted niblick versus a regulation MLB baseball bat.
Who knocks whose head off?
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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
-LOTR IV: A New Estel
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 11 2018, 5:00pm
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“Ever I hewed him with my nine iron, and ever he thumped me with his Louisville Slugger. I took a Mulligan, quickly switched to a two wood [sly dog], and sent his head 300 meters into a fox's den.” /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Aug 13 2018, 12:59am
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Giving the win to Bandobras Took
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as Doubleday's reputation for the invention of baseball is not true while Bandobras Took's reputation for the invention of golf is only fictional.
Besides Took should have an advantage of reach as the niblick is longer than the slugger.
Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua
(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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