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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 8 2018, 1:55am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest C++
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Or CI, if you prefer. Thanks to Loresilme for the tag. This special Lazy Fan's Edition of our contest already has part of a caption... ...all you have to do is complete it. Original here: https://i1.wp.com/...-19261.jpg?strip=all
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 8 2018, 2:31am
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"...the pizza party starts at eight." //
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"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison
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Ataahua
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Aug 8 2018, 3:47am
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"...the lights have gone out." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 8 2018, 5:18am
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...no lake view rooms available." //
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Ataahua
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Aug 8 2018, 5:38am
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"...I won't be there in time - I've set off the metal detectors at airport security again." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 8 2018, 7:04am
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...I'm still parked out by the lake,
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and I'm sitting here just parked out by the lake. If you're wondering where I park, I'm out parked by the lake. It's the lake that's parked where I'm at out by the lake. And this lake is where I'm parked, and I'm still parked out here by this lake. And I'm gonna sit here parked...down by this lake." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zS_uiPWxs
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 8 2018, 10:46pm
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“… I’ll be there at six bells sharp with the hard-boiled Hobbit samiches and the Man-blood spritzers.” /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 9 2018, 12:18am
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Are you telling us you found a good lake to park by? Or it’s just a good lake to park by whether we want it or not? Or you’re happy parking by the lake? Or it’s a good lake to be happily parked on? :)
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Meneldor
Valinor
Aug 9 2018, 12:19am
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to master the arcane lore of the jazz hands."
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 9 2018, 12:31am
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Geez, how clear can an an orc be, BG? Cheerio! Liss (Now........where did I park?)
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StingingFly
Lorien
Aug 10 2018, 5:08pm
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"...the writers inserted non-cannon characters who are foiling our plans!...wait a minute, isn't Azog supposed to be dead...and what am I doing in Esgaroth?!"
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Darkstone
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Aug 11 2018, 7:49am
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Film scholars are bitterly divided on whether Jackson was doing an homage to Bob Fosse's "jazz hands", or Crosby and Hope's "Patty Cake" routine./
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****************************************** "Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense." -LOTR IV: A New Estel
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 14 2018, 12:53pm
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(Orcs, interrupting): “No, Bolg, we like to live. This time *you* go tell your dad you dropped your iPhone in the lake again.” //
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 16 2018, 5:51pm
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At first I had to look closely at it to get what you meant, but now it's going to be tough to ever unsee it this way!!! Too funny !
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 17 2018, 4:17pm
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Be not misled by my goofy title: the new contest you post will be number CII.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 17 2018, 4:17pm
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..., passerby, that here, obedient to their law, we lie./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap. He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 17 2018, 4:20pm
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...send Excel to Barad-dûr, send Outlook to a tomb in the High Fells, and send that damn paperclip to the Black Pits./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap. He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Aug 19 2018, 1:01am
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I'm going to rewatch just with this in mind...
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_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Meneldor
Valinor
Aug 19 2018, 1:34am
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You're too gracious by half, LRH. //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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