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The Hobbit Caption Contest C++

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 8, 1:55am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest C++ Can't Post

Or CI, if you prefer. Thanks to Loresilme for the tag. This special Lazy Fan's Edition of our contest already has part of a caption...



...all you have to do is complete it.

Original here: https://i1.wp.com/...-19261.jpg?strip=all


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 8, 2:31am

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"...the pizza party starts at eight." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 8, 3:47am

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"...the lights have gone out." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 8, 5:18am

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...no lake view rooms available." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 8, 5:38am

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"...I won't be there in time - I've set off the metal detectors at airport security again." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 8, 7:04am

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...I'm still parked out by the lake, [In reply to] Can't Post

and I'm sitting here just parked out by the lake. If you're wondering where I park, I'm out parked by the lake. It's the lake that's parked where I'm at out by the lake. And this lake is where I'm parked, and I'm still parked out here by this lake. And I'm gonna sit here parked...down by this lake."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zS_uiPWxs


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 8, 10:46pm

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ďÖ Iíll be there at six bells sharp with the hard-boiled Hobbit samiches and the Man-blood spritzers.Ē / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 9, 12:18am

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Color me confused [In reply to] Can't Post

Are you telling us you found a good lake to park by? Or itís just a good lake to park by whether we want it or not? Or youíre happy parking by the lake? Or itís a good lake to be happily parked on? :)

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 9, 12:19am

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"...that I have sworn an oath [In reply to] Can't Post

to master the arcane lore of the jazz hands."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Aug 9, 12:31am

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All of them at once, Silly! [In reply to] Can't Post

Geez, how clear can an an orc be, BG? Laugh
Cheerio!
Liss

(Now........where did I park?)


StingingFly
Lorien


Aug 10, 5:08pm

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"...the writers inserted non-cannon characters who are foiling our plans!...wait a minute, isn't Azog supposed to be dead...and what am I doing in Esgaroth?!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 11, 7:49am

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Film scholars are bitterly divided on whether Jackson was doing an homage to Bob Fosse's "jazz hands", or Crosby and Hope's "Patty Cake" routine./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. Iíve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
-LOTR IV: A New Estel




Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 14, 12:53pm

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(Orcs, interrupting): ďNo, Bolg, we like to live. This time *you* go tell your dad you dropped your iPhone in the lake again.Ē // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 16, 5:51pm

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LOL!! [In reply to] Can't Post

At first I had to look closely at it to get what you meant, but now it's going to be tough to ever unsee it this way!!! Too funny Laugh!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 17, 4:17pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Be not misled by my goofy title: the new contest you post will be number CII.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 17, 4:17pm

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..., passerby, that here, obedient to their law, we lie./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 17, 4:20pm

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...send Excel to Barad-dŻr, send Outlook to a tomb in the High Fells, and send that damn paperclip to the Black Pits./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Aug 19, 1:01am

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I'm going to rewatch just with this in mind... [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 19, 1:34am

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You're too gracious by half, LRH. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

 
 

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