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Ataahua
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Aug 7 2018, 5:06am
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories: What was the real reason why Saruman refused to let Gandalf leave Orthanc? /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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sador
Half-elven
Aug 7 2018, 12:18pm
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It was his turn to pay for the pizza. //
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 7 2018, 2:36pm
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Saruman had to delay Gandalf so as to not ruin his surprise party. //
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"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 9 2018, 11:11pm
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Jealousy! He knew Gandalf was due a promotion to ‘White’, skipping over ‘Brown’, ‘Blue, and ‘Green’.
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 10 2018, 3:36am
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His spies told him that Gandalf, the Moths and the Eagles were setting up
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Space Force. 
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Darkstone
Immortal
Aug 11 2018, 7:21am
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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
-LOTR IV: A New Estel
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 13 2018, 3:26pm
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Because he needed a second retinal scan to unlock alpha level clearance on the Palantir //
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CuriousG
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Aug 13 2018, 7:24pm
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Gandalf was a drama queen who made up the whole story to gain attention at the Council of Elrond. Sooner or later, you TORNsibs will realize Gandalf was a fraud, the whole Balrog fight was a ruse, and Saruman was the true hero of LOTR. I’m so tired of victors writing history and getting away with it. :)
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Eruonen
Half-elven
Aug 14 2018, 12:40am
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Gandalf join me! Err, join US!
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"Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules"
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Mari D.
Rivendell
Aug 18 2018, 12:12am
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They had just painted the long winding staircase together and the paint had not yet dried. That's why you don't start in the middle and split up from there.
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Gandalf: We painted it in grey, so I don't care, I can walk right through it and come down.Saruman: Noo, you don't!
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