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Darkstone
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Aug 3 2018, 7:46pm
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Scenes From the Hat
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How did the Rangers of the North keep the Hobbits from noticing the Dunedain were guarding the Shire?
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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
-LOTR IV: A New Estel
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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 3 2018, 8:16pm
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The Dúnedain practiced the Art of Not Being Seen
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In this picture there are forty Dúnedain. None of them can be seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifmRgQX82O4
Saruman really needs to lay off the infernal devices.
"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Aug 3 2018, 8:20pm)
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 3 2018, 10:25pm
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The Dúnedain were taught ‘Advanced Woodland Camouflage’ by the Istari…
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Aug 3 2018, 10:27pm
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They dressed all the trees like Dunedain so that a few more wouldn't be noticed. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 3 2018, 10:32pm
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Oh, but someone will surely point out that raccoons didn't live in the Shire, so
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sador
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Aug 8 2018, 9:37am
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Actually, Hal DID see one - but Ted Sandyman pooh-poohed the report.
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Also, hobbits were not so perceptive, As it is told:
The voice belonged to a man, a stranger to the boggies of the Bag Eye, a stranger they had understandably overlooked because of his rather ordinary black cape, black chain mail, black mace, black dirk, and perfectly normal red glowing fires where his eyes should have been.
- source.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Aug 8 2018, 3:43pm
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They hid inside very large pumpkins./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Aug 8 2018, 3:45pm
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They did have to swear the fox to secrecy./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Aug 10 2018, 8:35pm
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In one of the glorious crossovers
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so beloved by fanfic writers, it transpires that they managed to get their hands on a shipment of invisibilty cloaks. Mischief managed!
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