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Alveric
Rivendell
Jul 13 2018, 3:46pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CXCI
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If this image or very similar has appeared before in the Great Archives of Ye Caption Contest, somebody say so and I'll get another.
Little known fact: the Roman numeral CXCI is actually pronounced "sexy."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 13 2018, 9:55pm
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Sam didn’t tell Frodo that he minced several earthworms into the cook pot for an added tang and a much needed pick-me-up.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 14 2018, 12:57am
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"Tell me what you want done, and I will try it, if I have to walk from here to the East of East and fight the wild Were-worms in the Last Desert. They're not so scary!" "Er, Bilbo, they do get bigger. A LOT bigger!"
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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
-The Briefing of Elrond
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jul 20 2018, 7:41pm
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Billboards of Middle-earth: "Come visit Smeagol's Seafood & Sushi, where we serve it to you raw and wriggling!" //
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Alveric
Rivendell
Jul 30 2018, 3:37pm
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Not the easiest pic to caption, on second thoughts...
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Bracegirdle's and Loresilme's captions were disgusting--not that there's anything wrong with that.
Darkstone's caption was inventive and worked within the canon. By the way, according to Tolkien Gateway, in an early version of The Hobbit, Tolkien referred to the giant were-worms as "the Wild Wireworms of the Chinese." I'm so glad he removed that!But I'm going to give it to Ethel Duath--also inventive and disgusting, but nicely euphonic!
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jul 30 2018, 4:25pm
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I got'cher Were-worm right here!
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Congratulations to Ethel Duath for winning the competition!
"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jul 30 2018, 4:26pm)
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 30 2018, 10:05pm
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That’s disgusting! He should wash his hands!! /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 4 2018, 12:18pm
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what, where ... how!? is that  !
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 4 2018, 12:35pm
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The photo is of an earthworm that was found in Sumaco National Park in Ecuador. Some folks have suspected a hoax, but the worm seems to be quite real.
"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 4 2018, 12:57pm
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That looks quite real lol! Thanks for the link to the story, interesting to learn that apparently there are even larger ones in Australia.
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Aug 6 2018, 3:55pm
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I am out of town and only have crummy computers that can't do pics, but will post sometime this week when I'm Back with my Mac. 
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