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The Hobbit Caption Contest C !!!


Jul 26 2018, 8:48pm

Post #1 of 8 (3564 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest C !!! Can't Post

It's the Big C! That's right Captioneers, welcome to The 100th Round of The Hobbit Caption Contest! Whoo hoo Laugh!

Many thanks to StingingFly for the nod on Round 99! Now for your captioning fun, here we go:

Caption away!


Jul 27 2018, 12:22am

Post #2 of 8 (3506 views)
"Officer, this isn't mine...I have never seen it before" [In reply to] Can't Post


(This post was edited by StingingFly on Jul 27 2018, 12:23am)

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Jul 27 2018, 12:43pm

Post #3 of 8 (3462 views)
No more for me, thanks. This is the biggest burrito I've ever eaten./ [In reply to] Can't Post


And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Jul 27 2018, 5:26pm

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Yeah. She was at the beauty shop for two hours. And that was just for an estimate [In reply to] Can't Post

er oh geez! Shes right behind me isnt she?!

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Jul 27 2018, 10:12pm

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"...and to find the secret door tap the map lightly and say, I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." / [In reply to] Can't Post


"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dr."
-The Briefing of Elrond


Aug 4 2018, 11:47am

Post #6 of 8 (3023 views)
Where is the option to select "All of the above" :)?! [In reply to] Can't Post

No fair, you guys are all too funny Laugh!


Aug 4 2018, 12:12pm

Post #7 of 8 (3025 views)
And the winner of this very tough round... [In reply to] Can't Post

for re-imagining the cloaked and dreaded morgul blade of the witch king of Angmar as an overlarge burrito ... you're up, L. Ron!

Honorable mentions to StingingFly, Bracegirdle & Darkstone. You are all Masters of the Craft of Captioneering :).

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Aug 8 2018, 1:46am

Post #8 of 8 (2698 views)
Thag you very buch!/ [In reply to] Can't Post


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